Hick Femme: So pretty

Top 10 “You know you’re a Hick Femme when…”:

You have bear spray and a flashlight in your cute purse beside your lipstick. And your flash light is not cuz you’re a crusty punk with a Leatherman, its cuz ya live in the boonies with no streetlights and you may just walk into a tree or you’re your heel stuck in metal grate bridge on the way home….
You can shovel 20 wheel barrels of dirt no problem with press on pink sparkle nails on (and I did!)
Your anthem is “backwoods Barbie” by the amazing Dolly Parton. Xo.
Your life looks like the TV show “Northern Exposure” or the Gretchen Wilson video for “Redneck Woman”.
Your must haves for a partner are: drives a quad, has a chainsaw, and doesn’t chew spit in the house. Xo.
An example of a thrilling weekend activity is pulling up the lawnchairs infront of the chicken coop and watching the chickens like a TV.
Conversations with the girls can go from doing your hair to drowning a rooster to good prices on bear fencing real easy! Xo.
When ya have a pair of overalls hanging beside yer mini skirt, and gumboots beside yer stilettos.
You can jump a log in a little black dress!
You swim in the river in large hoop earrings and mascara! Xo.